Monday, 14 January 2008

IT challenged

Got dua suey bak still can blog de.... waiting for clinic to open... thought of going back to bed but i am not in the habit of wake up le go back to sleep.... maybe later ba...

last night chris was teaching his dad how to use a program to organise his photos and i could almost see blood spurt out from his seven orifices... i pretended to watch Alien vs Predator.... but was listening to their conversation the whole time...

dad: wa... so complicated... v pek cek...
chris: *i then pek cek ah!* I ALREADY MADE IT: CLICK, DRAG, DROP FOR U! HOW MUCH SIMPLER DO U WANT?????
dad: but i have so many photos... got to do one by one ah... so pek cek...
chris: *roll eye balls* (u take so many photos my fault ah?) can select ALL n drop at one go de!
dad: shift is it?
chris: u can shift or u can ctrl if u just want to select a few... click, crtl, click
dad: click, ctrl, click
chris: ya
dad: not use shift meh?
chris: *breathe out fumes* CAN! shift is select ALL, u use ctrl when u want to select only a few!
dad: so wat is the difference?
chris: diao... -______-||| *someone please stab me now.... proceeds to demo*
dad: but i want to select all.... can use shift?
chris: *ROAR* YES! *roll eyeballs*
dad: why the pics so small one, can't see...
chris: *roll eyeballs* -_______________________________-|||
that's the thumbnails! it's for u to see which pics u have used!

later in the car...

me: dear, u r v impatient w your dad nei... slowly teach ma
chris: DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE TECHNOLOGY DON'T USE!!!
me: but your dad diff generation so not familiar ma... not everyone is like u
chris: I ALREADY MADE IT CLICK DRAG DROP FOR HIM! WHAT ELSE DOES HE WANT????????? NO NEED TO USE HANDS IS IT????
me: maybe next time u write prog for him.... he can will it to happen one... no need use hand... think only happen le... kekeke
chris: orh... then might as well, don't even need to think happen le! better....
me: LOL... u v bad.... u r a tech snob
chris: toot toot toot (censored) sian hua cha zai niu fen shang! to think i paid $250 for that prog.... so pu huey... he doesn know how to use technology want to use... ah... powerpoint la.... slideshow la.... jin gao chute pattern! then end up, i got to teach him until vomit blood nei!
me: oohhh... but slowly teach la.... *think about next time when i am old n ask my kid to teach me.... haiz... will he also be like that? call me niu fen? so sad...*

tsk tsk tsk... be nice to old people ma...