Monday, 14 April 2008

Machine Gun

Some of u know that i have been attending this important course cos garmen says must go for skills-upgrading ma... this is a topic that interests me so i was v eager to attend.

but there is this v attention-seeking person in class and EVERY time the trainer asks the class something, she will think aloud one. she'd be like, "Orh! Orh! I know i know! It's this this that that!" but most of the time her answers are wrong one... cos she never really think just anyhow ham tam. it's really bad sometimes. so the whole workshop was like

trainer: shee shee shaa shaa shee shee shaa?
rest of us: *try to think*
attention seeking person: ju ju ju ju ju ju ju
rest of us: -.-

trainer: shee shee shaa shaa shee shee shaa?
rest of us: *try to think*
attention seeking person: yak yak yak yak yak
rest of us: *roll eyeballs*

trainer: shee shee shaa shaa shee shee shaa?
rest of us: *try to think*
attention seeking person: te blah te blah te blah
rest of us: >.<

trainer: shee shee shaa shaa shee shee shaa?
rest of us: *try to think*
attention seeking person: kee lee koo loo kee lee koo loo
rest of us: *breathe out fumes*

so she makes so much noise the rest of us can't think... it was so bad today that i got a headache because i was so pek cek! i need silence to think one... with this person yak yak yak yak yak, i can't think properly so i had to cover my ears with my fingers...

and she likes to ask DIAO Diao diao diao questions like

"Why you want to ask that question? It's not realistic!"

Aunty, hypothetical example la! -.-

"Why learn this? It's useless!"

Aunty, you never know when you will need this! -.- anyway, the trainer used a nice analogy: when the people in ancient days discovered binary numbers, they probably didn't know that it will be so widely used in computer systems today because knowledge is always far ahead of our times. well said!

the trainer tried in his subtle ways to get her to tone down a bit so once when she tried to answer, he said, "wait wait! think first!" then she grumbled, "you veh funny nei! ask question but dowant people to answer one!"

Aunty, it's not he doesn't want PEOPLE to answer, it's he DOESN'T WANT YOU TO ANSWER!!!!

buay tahan... another two sessions with this woman... heng ah, only two more otherwise i will kee siao...

-.-