Custom Officer: These shoes? This price *points to receipt*?!?!
Custom Officer: *suspicious look*
me: *points to the brand* Ferragamo
Custom Officer: *shakes head* You is crazy!!
Me: *run my fingers over the stones* Swarovski crystals...
Custom Officer: Ah... Hm... Your (h)usband (will) kill you!
All these happened when chris was happily sipping his minestrone soup at a restaurant and when I related the incident to him, he also LOL haha